The day I’ve always dreaded has arrived. My IQ has begun to fail me! Is this coincidence at having been with my current employers for four years? I had to investigate… My investigation took me to the webpage http://www.edu-cyberpg.com/Internet/e-mail/iq.html, which cites constant bombardment of e-mails; texts and telephone calls as a possible cause for falling IQ. Indeed, this article, continues that these sources could cause more problems than smoking cannabis. That’s that sorted then, I’ll give up technology and spend my days in drug induced meditation.

It’s not all bad though. My falling IQ levels frees me up to act like an idiot as much as I wish. I can even argue that it’s no longer an act. This small fact alone may keep me going until the day that I no longer care about whether I can still pass this test.

Why does it bother me? Frankly, I think it’s because the IQ test is possible the only test I ever had a chance of passing…